yes i do play bass

Anonymous asked: I'm sorry I confused you. What I meant was that I saw a girl ( no names) lead you, and well a gaggle of other guys on. And I am extremely happy for you and the fact it that... I honestly had no idea you and Amanda were so utterly happy together. But it is soooooooo great. The truth is that from an outside standpoint you do seem perfect... But I will leave you alone now. I hope you know i wrote this not because I like you but because I thought you may need a boost of morale.

hmm.
well im not perfect
why would i need a boost of morale? 

Anonymous asked: Yeah, I know. I know. You didn't sign up for this. And you don't know who I am because I chose that, but I'm that random person who made up some crazy story about being a milkshake to see how you'd react. Cause I don't think you think of me as the funny one. Maybe the serious one or the helpful one but :P ... Here we go. If I was your girlfriend I would never treat you the way I have, from and outside standpoint seen at least one girl treat you. I would love you the way you deserve. U r perfect.

well, i don’t know how i think of you. because i don’t know who you are. 
the “ from and outside standpoint seen at least one girl treat you ” part doesn’t make sense to me, would you mind explaining it.
and i’m already loved the way i deserve. i’m loved by the most amazing and wonderful girl that i have ever met. she is nice, and patient, and i truly don’t know what i would do without her. i am madly in love with her.
also, i am most definitely not perfect. far from it in fact. 

likenoreolikemashamallow asked: you. tumblr. has. MIND BLOWN.

hey masha!
whats up? 

confessionsofabassist asked: did you know that you can ask yourself questions?

i did not know that. but now i do! 

Anonymous asked: THis one time I was so high that I thought I was a milkshake. I was getting so pissed at everyone that came near me because I was convinced they were trying to drink me. On the ride home I sat in the back of the car with my arms crossed over my head for the "lid". The person driving took a shap turn and I fell over. Then I began to cry because I thought I had spilled and therefore was dead.

well my good friend. if you had only taken physics… you would have understood that when you go around a turn, there is a force pushing you radially inward. 
but then again… if you were high during this time i doubt you would have been thinking about physics.
and also, this story is not really complete. what type of milkshake were you?
and next time try putting a sign up that says do not drink, i am poisonous. that should keep people away.
just a few thoughts for you. anyway. have a nice night